Summer Break Enthusiast Gifts

"Who would've thought Ms. Bryer could do cartwheels?"

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

'School's out... the adventure begins!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Bike Rides

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

The Perfect Cannonball

Summertime.

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Watching Sea Life.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'No surf?'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Eating ice cream.

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Where the Wild Things Summer

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'