Summer Holiday Gifts

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Sunbathing Police Officer

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'What kind of internet-start-up camp are you going to this summer?'

Chillaxing!

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"They migrate here each summer."

Months on a calendar are against their relation to August.

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'THE SEA' Water, Sand, Natural and Artificial Flavors

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

London summer.

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'

Beer Parasol.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Holiday Luggage

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

The experienced backpacker.

'WHOA!! Get out of the sunlight dear! You're beginning to peel!'

"Since coming up here for the summer, I find myself writing an awful lot about gnats."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Are we there yet?'

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"