Summer Holiday Pillows

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Sunbathing Police Officer

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'What kind of internet-start-up camp are you going to this summer?'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"They migrate here each summer."

Chillaxing!

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

Months on a calendar are against their relation to August.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Beer Parasol.

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

'THE SEA' Water, Sand, Natural and Artificial Flavors

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'

London summer.

'We had a fabulous vacation with the kids...off at summer camp.'

"Since coming up here for the summer, I find myself writing an awful lot about gnats."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Holiday Luggage

'WHOA!! Get out of the sunlight dear! You're beginning to peel!'

'Are we there yet?'

The experienced backpacker.

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'