School Holiday T-Shirts

'That's Friday, Ed.'

French Cricket.

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

'I can tell we're approaching winter recess. My briefcase is overflowing with travel brochures.'

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

School holidays

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

The experienced backpacker.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

The Baby Walker

Tourists

Santa Claus's Mail

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Meet the scribe"

Beach con-man.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane