Summer Camp Planner Gifts

'Steak Ted?'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Remember to lash from the outside!

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'What were you sent up for?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Local, free-range bug juice.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

Creepy Camp Stories.