Summer Camp Planner Gifts

Which sports camp is best for Teddy? Dunno. Each has something to recommend it. Dunno. Programs that will develop him as an athlete and leader. So which will it be�The closest to my office or cheapest in price? Tough call.

'Steak Ted?'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Remember to lash from the outside!

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

'What were you sent up for?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

Touring Holidays - On the P***