Summer Camp Leader Gifts

"I hope you all brought books to read."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Remember to lash from the outside!

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Campground Conductor

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'