Camp Instructor Gifts

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again."

"Well, okay. I think I'll go ask the other instructors just in case!"

Bitchbark Canoe

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Sausages.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Building a Shelter

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Campground Conductor

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"My word. . . so this is how they now climb the corporate ladder. . .?"