Camp Instructor Mugs

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again."

"Well, okay. I think I'll go ask the other instructors just in case!"

Bitchbark Canoe

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Campground Conductor

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'