Boot Camp Instructor Mugs

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Kirsten Johnson

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"This is a teaching hospital."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Forget everything I told you about flying.'

" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Does it Rain at Camp?

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'Why English teachers were rarely hung in the old west.'