Picnic Planner Pillows

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

"Your purchasing agent is expecting me. I invited him to have lunch today."

Fishing for complements

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'You're just throwing it on the ground? -- It wouldn't kill you to bring along some paper plates.'

'Someday they'll stop to picnic, we'll chase them off, then throw their blanket over the barbed fence, and escape to greener pastures'

'Stale or not, French bread is still my favourite...'

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

Things one would rather have left unsaid.

'What do you mean there's no wait to see the doctor? I brought a picnic lunch and lots to read!'

In-house companyoffice BBQ picnic

Gullible: those who believe they can have a picnic at the beach.

"I wonder who changed that sign?"

'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'

'Hang on a second fellas, that mayonnaise has been in the hot sun for quite a while now.'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'You foraged all the beer?!'

'Okay, sucker, if I go, the potato salad goes with me.'

Indoor Picnic.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Old man sharing a picnic with birds

Rosie dress

Teddy boy's picnic

"Careful with that corn. It's a gateway food to other vegetables."

Prosecco Peacock

Remarkably Richmond

"Good dog!"

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."