Park Picnic Planner Gifts

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Polygamists' Picnic

Shaken not stirred

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Fishing for complements

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Prosecco Peacock

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

"Global warming enough for ya?"

Remarkably Richmond

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Pastrami in the wild

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."