Summer Picnic Planner Gifts

Lobster Salad

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Steak Ted?'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Shaken not stirred

Polygamists' Picnic

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Fishing for complements

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Prosecco Peacock

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Remarkably Richmond

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Global warming enough for ya?"

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Pastrami in the wild

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Barbecue Fetch