Summer Picnic Planner Gifts

Lobster Salad

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Steak Ted?'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Polygamists' Picnic

Shaken not stirred

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Fishing for complements

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Prosecco Peacock

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Global warming enough for ya?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Remarkably Richmond

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Pastrami in the wild

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

Barbecue Fetch

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."