Picnic Planner With A Twist Gifts

Church Picnic: Enjoy yourself or you'll go to hell.

Santa Claus's Mail

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

The Adventures of God

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Relaxing in the Sun

Shaken not stirred

French wine

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Fishing for complements

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Prosecco Peacock

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Glyndebourne

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."