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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Relaxing in the Sun

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'How very Cumbria.'

The Adventures of God

Shaken not stirred

Fishing for complements

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"You like yours well done, right?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Sunbathing in the park

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

The Martini is invented.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Prosecco Peacock

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Glyndebourne

Picnic with thieves

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

The Camp, Pt. 1

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."