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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Shaken not stirred

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

The Adventures of God

Relaxing in the Sun

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

"You like yours well done, right?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Sunbathing in the park

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Prosecco Peacock

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Martini is invented.

Glyndebourne

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

Picnic with thieves

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."