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'Some animals in animal parks start differing from their normal pattern of behavior...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Polygamists' Picnic

French wine

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Shaken not stirred

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Relaxing in the Sun

'How very Cumbria.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

The Adventures of God

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

How The Sausage Is Eaten

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Martini is invented.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Prosecco Peacock

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Glyndebourne