Poolside Picnicker T-Shirts

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Polygamists' Picnic

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Relaxing in the Sun

French wine

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'How very Cumbria.'

The Adventures of God

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Lounging by the pool

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"You like yours well done, right?"

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Prosecco Peacock

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

The Martini is invented.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Glyndebourne

The Camp, Pt. 1