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Soccer party

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

'We're in luck...they all know first-aid for snake bite!'

"Oh man! I need to be there at 5 in the morning! I'll need a sleeping bag, ice chest and snacks."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'How very Cumbria.'

French wine

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

The Adventures of God

Shaken not stirred

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Relaxing in the Sun

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Fishing for complements

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Sunbathing in the park

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'