Beach Picnic Lover Pillows

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

Surf Casting

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Iliadette.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Privates Beach"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

French wine

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

The Adventures of God

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Relaxing in the Sun

Sunbathers.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'