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Church picnic

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Polygamists' Picnic

The Adventures of God

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'How very Cumbria.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Shaken not stirred

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Fishing for complements

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Sunbathing in the park

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"You like yours well done, right?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Prosecco Peacock

The Martini is invented.