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"Don't let them spoil the day!"

"If life were a picnic table, you would be the cheap yellow mustard."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Polygamists' Picnic

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

The Adventures of God

French wine

Shaken not stirred

Relaxing in the Sun

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Sunbathing in the park

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Martini is invented.

Swing dancers.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Picnic with thieves

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

The Camp, Pt. 1

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

I told you not to swim out to far

'Nice graphics.'

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

Join me in a Caiprinha!