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"Don't let them spoil the day!"

"If life were a picnic table, you would be the cheap yellow mustard."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Relaxing in the Sun

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

The Adventures of God

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

French wine

Shaken not stirred

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"You like yours well done, right?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Sunbathing in the park

How The Sausage Is Eaten

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Martini is invented.

Swing dancers.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Glyndebourne

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

The Camp, Pt. 1

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Picnic with thieves

I told you not to swim out to far

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'Nice graphics.'

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'