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'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Jewish Geometry

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Worshiping the TV.

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

'They're not that intelligent.'

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

'I've coughed up more attractive things than this snack.'

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn