Snack Curator Pillows

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Finger Food.

"Yeah, it's nice she's giving me crackers, but a cheese platter and dips would go down nicely too..."

Tartine

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Jewish Geometry

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Goal!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Back in 5 minutes!

Sheltering in place.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat