Snack Architect Pillows

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

'I'm sorry, Miss Root, Thomas got sick last night. I brought his project in. It's a cracker building, he ate as much as he designed!'

"Look...this says Latinos in the United States face a lot of challenges. Our community needs you!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Chez Nous Menu

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"In da house"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Christmas Canapes

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."