Fish Trader Gifts

'We don't know what it is, but it's really yummy.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Why markets crash.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Dow Jones drop

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.