Fish Rider Gifts

Man riding a fish

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

How do fish get to work?

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fisherman

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

"My turn."

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Grump Horse and Rider

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

Fish Fries

A hunter on a horse that is out of control

"This is a good time to be a fish."