Fish Rider Gifts

Man riding a fish

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Astronaut fishbowl.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"What's the name of our sea?"

Mandatory mask use

How do fish get to work?

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

WInter Fish

Fisherman

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"My turn."

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

'Say, this is interesting.'

Grump Horse and Rider

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

Fish Fries

'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'