Sea Rider Gifts

"My turn."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I gotta be me!"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Captain in a storm

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Touché"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Coronavirus Waves

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'I wish I was creative'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Battery Lighthouse

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'