Sky Rider Gifts

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A private jet takes off

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Snowboarding downhill.

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Graffiti on guard's horse

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Student driver."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Falling

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

Double Bike