Sky Runner Gifts

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

The World Wide Web.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Danger Slow Sand.

A private jet takes off

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Running

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Flights and Coronavirus

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Student driver."

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Marathon costume

Marathon of love

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage