Cloud Runner Gifts

"I like to keep up on my jogging. I'm still doing twenty clouds a day."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The World Wide Web.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Women in a cross country race

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Football

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Crop duster wanted.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Clouds

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Window in the Sky.

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"