Cloud Rider Gifts

Chamisso's 'Peter Schlemihl'- Peter's Flight throught the World

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

The First Man to Ride the Moon

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Double Bike

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Location, location, location.'

"Well where the Hell are we?"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Every Fall, I get this irrational urge to fly south.

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

Meh, I've been on higher.

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

'You are here.'

Wynken, Blynken and Nod