Cloud Treader Gifts

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Clouds

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Life on cloud 8

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

Cherub string quartets

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

'There he goes, always with his head in The Cloud.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

'That one looks like a hefty tax cut with simultaneous reduction in the deficit.'