Tide Treader Gifts

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

"First time pruning?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Another nice wave.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

High tide.

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"This better be high tide."

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

"My turn."

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

Why the moon hates the beach.

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

Academics At the Beach

"No...No! They're just for information on the tides."

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"Exactly how far does the tide go out as Southend."

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

"Welcome to the panel of wave and tidal experts."

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

'I should never have admitted I was a grape-treader down there!'

'...a little higher and to the right.'

"It looks very different when the tides out"

A tightrope walker is thrown off by birds landing on one side of his balancing pole.

The sea angler likes to dig his own bait whenever possible...and to learn at first hand the intricacies of the tides and currents.

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'