Tide Watcher Gifts

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"This better be high tide."

Academics At the Beach

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Squirrel on the beach

Fish or Cut Bait

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"He's a keeper!"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Thar she blows!'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Polar bears

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Pull...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'