Tide Tracker Gifts

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"No...No! They're just for information on the tides."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Currently Boston

Pond Dipping...

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

A Mom's Purse

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

Minnesota Weather.

Prison Wallpaper.

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"This better be high tide."

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

"We went from blunder to thunder."

Why the moon hates the beach.

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Academics At the Beach

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

Maritime Tidal News

As a defunct 6.5 ton NASA satellite falls to earth. . . scientists aim to pin-point the exact location of where the debris will land. . . using the time honoured method.'

"This crawling on land, just fashion, it won't last"