Tide Timer Gifts

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

'I hope the tide is 'in'!'

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"They grow up so fast."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Monday around 9PM.

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Another nice wave.'

World crisis

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"This better be high tide."

New Belief Systems

"My turn."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

Why the moon hates the beach.

"No...No! They're just for information on the tides."

Academics At the Beach

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"I'm looking at your timesheet here. Clock watching two hours a day."