Tide Chaser Gifts

The sea angler likes to dig his own bait whenever possible...and to learn at first hand the intricacies of the tides and currents.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Check out this new store."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'I've got a board meeting!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

A tessellation of running figures.

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Becalmed yachts

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.