Tide Chaser Mugs

The sea angler likes to dig his own bait whenever possible...and to learn at first hand the intricacies of the tides and currents.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"Check out this new store."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

A tessellation of running figures.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Becalmed yachts

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'