Tide Follower Mugs

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Basic Instinct

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

High tide.

Georgian head-dress

Mall of ages

The Chia Pet

Make your own bottled water.