Tide Follower Prints

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"What are you doing?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

The Chia Pet

Mall of ages

"It just seems like we're stuck on Lambada when everyone else is twerking."

Basic Instinct

High tide.

Georgian head-dress