Race Follower Prints

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

Ancient Racing

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Palin 2012

2016 election squabbles!

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Elections in the USA

Pollster

US fears missile competition.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Great Divide.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

'I believe you were first.'

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"I Win!!!"

"I hope it misses us!"

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race