Tide Watcher Mugs

King Cnut attempts to stop the tide from coming in and destroying his sandcastle.

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"This better be high tide."

Academics At the Beach

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Squirrel on the beach

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Polar bears

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Thar she blows!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Pull...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Whale Piñata.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'