Tornado Chaser Gifts

"George! Did you tell mother we're in tornado ally?"

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

"You left this on our ship."

Captain in a storm

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Man showing in the rain.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Stormy weather

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

The lonely figure

Mother nature takes her course.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'