Tornado Tracker Gifts

Fragile tether

The interested bystanders.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Twister:Rural Social Networking

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

Hurricane damage to trees

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Propane Supply

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Minnesota Weather.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

We are not alone!

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'Three long shrill blasts...? Oh, yeah...Three months of grey skies and extreme windchills...'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'This doesn't look good!'

"No...No! They're just for information on the tides."

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

Think Snow

Meteorologist: Global Temperature

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!

Global Temperatures graph on fire.