Tornado Teaser Gifts

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

A young Don King

Snowprov

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Kid's towel.

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

The Texter

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

Fragrans Tortuosa

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

'The tornado did no damage downtown, but 5 storm chasers collided out on Route 54.'