Tiny Tornado Gifts

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Kid's towel.

A young Don King

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

G.P.S. For the Home

Oops.

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!

The Texter

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Boy, when I get tall you'll have to put all of the breakable stuff really high.'

'The tornado did no damage downtown, but 5 storm chasers collided out on Route 54.'

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

"His bark is bigger than his bite."

I'm not accusing you of wearing dirty laundry off your bedroom floor, but moldy dishes attached themselves to your clothes.

'You obviosly need anger management. All your texts are in caps.'

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'