Little Tornado Gifts

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

A young Don King

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

'This is my natural habitat.'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

G.P.S. For the Home

Oops.

The young Lisa Laflamme.

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"He makes it look so easy."

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Kid's towel.

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

The Texter

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

'Boy, when I get tall you'll have to put all of the breakable stuff really high.'