Tiny Tornadoes Gifts

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

A young Don King

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

The No No No's

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Little Piano

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

G.P.S. For the Home

Oops.

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Kid's towel.

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

'We'd better go clean our rooms - Mom's getting serious.'

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!

The Texter

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

'Boy, when I get tall you'll have to put all of the breakable stuff really high.'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'The tornado did no damage downtown, but 5 storm chasers collided out on Route 54.'

"His bark is bigger than his bite."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

I'm not accusing you of wearing dirty laundry off your bedroom floor, but moldy dishes attached themselves to your clothes.

'You obviosly need anger management. All your texts are in caps.'