Teaser Gifts

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

Snowprov

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'Okay, I'm sorry I called you a cheeky monkey. Now, stop moaning and eat your banana!'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

'I'm getting a tattoo removed just to annoy my parents.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

I couldn't find my other wig

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

Now that Ed only had one tooth, it was much easier for him to floss.

"My uncle's got a wooden leg..."

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

'Our pop-up is big, but it's not that big. So put your big screen TV, stero and computer back in the house!'

'I suppose you'll be having the Shepherd's Pie?'

"Shh, listen! The sound of my voice."

Role Reversal