Toy Teaser Gifts

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Snowprov

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Modern kite for wind energy.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Toys in the DVD Player.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Out of action man.'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."