Toy Teaser Pillows

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Snowprov

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'Out of action man.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

A man working on a model airplane

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'